this person keeps trying to explode my head with their mind. we had ONE bad game in tf2 3 years ago and we stopped being on speaking terms.i get a headache every day or two and i know that it’s you. please stop. they’re getting worse and i fear that one day it’ll actually work. i don’t want to die. i’m young. i want to live my life. PLEASE STOP TRYING TO EXPLODE MY HEAD WITH YOUR MIND!!!!!!

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could i interest you in some- chocolate?

Hello.
My name is Alex. I found you on Masteroverwatch as one of the top mercy’s and I think that’s great! I like my women skilled at something and still know their place. (Let’s be honest, if you played a skillful hero like genji or widowmaker, you wouldn’t be 4th)
From now on you’ll be my duo and girlfriend. You’ll pocket me.
This comes with conditions:
You’ll be required to send me snaps of you every morning, noon, and evening. You obviously won’t be allowed to stream any more and talk to other guys. If you please me, I’ll buy you an occasional loot box or two.
We’ll skype everyday, make sure to buy a high definition webcam soon.

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