"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

cole is a nice lady -rep

According to this viral message, your typical blue whale produces more than 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, a factoid offered up to explain why the oceans are salty. In reality, even the largest whales only ejaculate up to a few gallons of semen at a time.

-rep is a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥

-rep black

+rep, fair trader