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*farts* haha,,,, so epic....

Imaginary technique: Scope Them Like JFK!!!

Gamer: “Hey, what’s up, fellow gamers? It’s your boy, XXNoScopeMaster420XX, back with another EPIC Fortnite adventure!”

[Quick camera zooms and exaggerated hand gestures]

Gamer: “But before we jump into the action, make sure you SMASH that like button, hit subscribe, and ring that notification bell!”

[Transition to a montage of Fortnite gameplay clips with overly dramatic commentary]

Gamer: “Now, let’s dive into the action! I’m about to hit the most INSANE trick shot you’ve ever seen, folks!”

[Cut to a compilation of “kills” with exaggerated explosions and slow-motion effects]

Gamer: “Boom! Headshot! That’s how we roll in Fortnite!”

[Transition to an overly flashy “Subscribe Now!” animation with dubstep music]

Gamer: “Don’t forget to join the NO-SCOPE ARMY and become a true legend! We’re taking over Fortnite, one cringe-worthy intro at a time!”

[End with a comically long and overly enthusiastic outro]

Baka mitai kodomo na no ne
Yume wo otte kizutsuite
Uso ga heta na kuse ni waraenai egao wo miseta

I love you mo roku ni iwanai
Kuchibeta de honma ni bukiyou
Na noni, na noni doushite sayonara wa ieta no

Dame da ne dame yo dame na no yo
Anta ga suki de sukisugite
Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo
Yugamanai omoide ga baka mitai

Baka mitai hontou baka ne
Anta shinjiru bakari de
Tsuyoi onna no furi setsunasa no yokaze abiru

Hitori ni natte sannen ga sugi
Machinami sae mo kawarimashita
Na noni, na noni doushite miren dake okizari

Honma ni roku na otoko ya nai
Soroi no yubiwa hazushimasu
Zamaa miro seisei suru wa
Ii kagen mattete mo baka mitai

Dame da ne dame yo dame na no yo
Anta ga sukide sukisugite
Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo
Yugamanai omoide ga baka mitai
Honma ni roku na otoko ya nai
Soroi no yubiwa hazushimasu
Zamaa miro seisei suru wa
Nan nano yo kono namida baka mitai