Recent reviews by Kurbla

Why trust a random persons review of a game when you can just try it yourself ;)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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10/10 would Munch again!

11/10 would alt+f4 after hearing INCREDIBILIS!!
Centurion-cansur
Gladiator- has a foot/knee fetish
Warden- 50/50 chance its a guard block or Miderus
Conqueror- TMNT style all the way
Peacekeeper- Has peace in name, kills people
Lawbringer- Brings law and salt
Shaman- likes to leave marks on your neck
Highlander- either kicks you or hug you
Raider- You take knee to the face not arrow to the knee
Warlord- Has very hard head :)
Berserker- Fidget spinner
Valkyrie- You kiss the floor a lot
Aramusha- Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe ♥♥♥♥
Shinobi- Invented a long range fight with swords lol
Kensei- you think he is slow, you get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on son
Shugoki- Dont drop him to low hp, trust me :)
Orochi- Every anime fan likes him
Nobushi- Something like Donatelo from TMNT only with poison

Well i guess that would be it.

Very good and solid game, with nice graphics and nice sound.
Only one bad thing is that there is a lot of ♥♥♥♥ pics and Sandzama is kinda creepy.
I rate this game 9/10 because of Sandzama.