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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 8:46am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2019 @ 10:47am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:30am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 7:20am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 8:54am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2021 @ 11:33am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2020 @ 6:47am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2021 @ 9:37am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 7:50am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2021 @ 1:57am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2021 @ 2:21am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2020 @ 9:33am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2021 @ 7:46am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 3:17am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 1:54pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:49am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2019 @ 10:48am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2020 @ 8:53am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2020 @ 7:33am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2018 @ 1:05pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2018 @ 1:41am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 12:31am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2018 @ 8:47am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2020 @ 2:26am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2021 @ 7:46am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 4 May, 2021 @ 9:59am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2021 @ 7:21am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:40am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 4 May, 2021 @ 11:03am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2021 @ 7:23am

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 11:19am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 12:49am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 9:47am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2021 @ 10:58am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 8:54am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2021 @ 1:21pm

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2020 @ 8:34am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2021 @ 3:12am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2020 @ 3:09am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2021 @ 7:26am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 8:27am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2021 @ 5:46am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.