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🐠 * 🥞 * 📗 * 💎 * 🚙 * 🚘 * 📕 * 😺 * 💙 * ⛳ * 🎁 * 🍖 * 👾 * 💛 * 🏓 * 🐛
ㅤ* Man: (to friend) I'm taking my wife on an African Safari.
Friend: Wow! What would you do if a vicious lion attacked your wife?
Man: Nothing.
Friend: Nothing? You wouldn't do anything?
Man: Too right. I'd let the stupid lion fend for himself!
ㅤ* Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
ㅤ* Guy : "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside."
Doc : "How's that?"
Guy : "Don't you start..."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!