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Your average autotronic enjoyer.
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big blue monster sandwich 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:37am 
this man has made repeated attempts to inappropriately contact me via steam chat. The photos and videos he has sent are absolutely disgusting and have been forwarded onto the police. I advise all mothers who have children using steam to act now and also report this man! working together we can keep the steam community safe for all ages to enjoy.
big blue monster sandwich 9 Apr, 2021 @ 4:04am 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
big blue monster sandwich 14 Mar, 2021 @ 4:59pm 
Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the Minecraft Ender Dragon so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the End I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with the Ender Dragon. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the Ender Dragon’s tight dragon ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dragon babies. ♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see the Ender Dragon again.
big blue monster sandwich 6 Mar, 2021 @ 12:45am 
+Rep ballz are a little smelly but over all was good experience :csgo_headshot::steamsad::steamsalty:
big blue monster sandwich 10 Feb, 2021 @ 6:17am 
Good afternoon Mr.WHY YOU BULLY ME? , we from the Australian Society of Urology have received your emailed questions, and we are pleased to answer them:

1) Yes, 9 cm is considered small. We suggest surgical process;

2) No, it is not common for condoms to become loose. There is no super small size, this size is unique;

3) Although 9 cm is a very small size, it is possible for the partner to reach climax during sexual intercourse, so if this does not occur in your relationships as mentioned, it may be lack of competence on your part;

4) No, you can't have a prostate exam, it's only for people over 50. Please do not insist;

5) The strong desire for same-sex people may be a strong sign of a tendency towards homosexuality;

We are available for any questions!
big blue monster sandwich 31 Jan, 2021 @ 9:33pm 
CMV: If Catholics believe nuns are married to Christ, and bread is the body of Christ, nuns should be allowed to have sex with bread.

This assumes the bread is consecrated, as in the eucharist. As I see it, if Catholics believe that: Sex within marriage is allowed, but outside of marriage is sinful; Nuns are married to Christ; The eucharist transubstantiates into the literal body of Christ; then it follows that they should be able to have sex with said bread.

The only possible counterexample I can think of is that procreation is impossible via sex with bread, but, from some Googling, it appears that Catholics are still able to have sex within marriage after conception is no longer possible (i.e., post-menopause) as long as they do not actively try and prevent conception (source here). I can't imagine an objection based on non-monogamy given the inherent non-monogamy of all nuns being married to Christ.

Please change my view, this thought is haunting me.