Everyone's better than me

i iz battor tjan kodak dont worrhy big

I'm better than you, big.

So there's a chick in my class I like; unfortunatly, I'm quiet, calculated, and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway, one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of fellow students when a gang-banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and tough' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling out my katana for judo practice out with one fell swoop. "Go ahead" i say. "The gun is only 400 years old, while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy these odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. my other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didn't see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile becuase I was only doing my duty. Safe to say dhe saw who a real man was that day.

Hey big boi

hi
my name is Hawt, I like to drop it like its Hawt. I will suck your ♥♥♥♥ for those knives