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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 1:21am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 1:48am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 1:41am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 12:53am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:30am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 12:59am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 1:30am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 1:35am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:18am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:23am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 2:29am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:16am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 2:22am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:09am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 1:02am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 12:55am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:37am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:41am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 2:08am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:07am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 1:15am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16pm

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17pm



The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.