My son started watching your content about a month ago and the bastard is out of control now. He dismantled his bed and started sleeping on the hard floor because, "Unnecessary mattress softness induces gayness". He's put up a pull up bar in his room and he's locked in there for hours doing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pull ups. The other day I got up at 4 to take a piss and I heard him yelling, "Who's gonna carry the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boats". WTF. He's never seen or been on a boat in his life. The other day during dinner he asked his mother if he cried when he was born and she said of course. He just shook his head with such disappointment and left his food to go do more pull ups. I mean he looked pissed, more pissed than the time I offered to buy him an iPod to listen to while working out. The other day he tried to make toast by staring at a slice of bread intently, after about a couple of hours he mumbled something about browning his pants and left.

The Gamer came to game +rep

stroll into my local GameStop

looking to pick up a copy of Binding of Isaac

grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register

"Pardon me, milady...but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead..."

she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves

her eyes widen as she reads the game's title

"Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special taste!"

I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind

"Hahaha look at what this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is buying! That's not Call of Duty Advanced Memefare! What a piece of ♥♥♥♥!"

I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst

generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "the guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October" shirt is standing there guffawing

"Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady."

"♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥!"

I smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them

"As you wish..."

Thanks for the comment on my Jin. He's not even my main, haha.

ggs!!! uwu