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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:19am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:59am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 10:45am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:59am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:24am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:29am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:52pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:29am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:04am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:05am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:10am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:17am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:29am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:16am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:01am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:19pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:05am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:15am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:48am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:23am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:03am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:03am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:39am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:17am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:04am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:36am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:05am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:01am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:17am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:20pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:11am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:30am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:54am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:01am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:53pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:16am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:54pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:35am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:07pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:02am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:02am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:17am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:10am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:53pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:04am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:21am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:42am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:22am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:59am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:46pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:01am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:03am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:29pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:35am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:02am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:11am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:55pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:20am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:27am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:38am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:18am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:03am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:50am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:04am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:52am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:45am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:07am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:53am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:09am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:33am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:46am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:23pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:19am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:51am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:05am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:55am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:57am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:05am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:09am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:13am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:16am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:12pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:59am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:05am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:17am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:53pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:29pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:56am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:08am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:07am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:08am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:11am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:01am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:11am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:08am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:45am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:37am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:37am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:52am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:39am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 8:25am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:31am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 2:19pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:33am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:59am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:37pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:24am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:04am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:50am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:34am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:37am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:15am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:52am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:27am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:20am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:07am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:06am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:14am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:07am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:33am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:22am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:22am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:28am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:31am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:33am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:11pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:56am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:04am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:06am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:10am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:55am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:08am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:19am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:21am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:31am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:57am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:57am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:16am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:01am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:07am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:16am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:32am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:43am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:26am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:45am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:54am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:04am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:39am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:43am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:16am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:21am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:24am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:20am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:08am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:05am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:45am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:49am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:04am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:06am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:08am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:17am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:05am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:18am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:19am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:22am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:39am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:38am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:16am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:19pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 1:33am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:45pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:06am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:48am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:45am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:26am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:51am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:04am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:09am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:25am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:53am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:54am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:06am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:08am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:11am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:01am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:08am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:19am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:22am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:29am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:38am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:45am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:46am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:56am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:28am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:44am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:28am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:22am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:37am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:52am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:48am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:46am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:47am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:12am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:47am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:47am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:15am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:17am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:26am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:45am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:08am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:08am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:22am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:45am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:05am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:20am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:44am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:35am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:09am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:09am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:20am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:56am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:08am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:19am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:21am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:22am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:31am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:44am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:46am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:55am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:05am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:09am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:48am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:20am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:21am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:22am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:39am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:38am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:44am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:47am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:56am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:09am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:48am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:20am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:21am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:21am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:44am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:28am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:38am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:41am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:47am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:46am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:11am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:16am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:38am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:38am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:05am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:05am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:30am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:51am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:51am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:06am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:06am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:40am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:40am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:26pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:39pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:04pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:53am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:45am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:38am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:44am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:46am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:55am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:05am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:17am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:51am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:20am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:21am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:44am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:44am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:45am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:49am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:00am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:43am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:17am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:18am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:31am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:47am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:17am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:21am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:44am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:25pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:27am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:45am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:35am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:06am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:33pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:56am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:53am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:47am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:07am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:08am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:20am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:46am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:09am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:20am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:44am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:50am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:41pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:50am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:54am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:38am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:10am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:19am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:38am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:15pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:37pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:37pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:14am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:14am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 2:19pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:42am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:55pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:18am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:45am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:58am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:17pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:34am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:57am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:19am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:09am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:55am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:05am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:09am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:48am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:20am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:21am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:22am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:44am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:45am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:49am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:25pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:19pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:21pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:39pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:51am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:26pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:18pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:48am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:20am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:20am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:21am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:44am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:45am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:46am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:25pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:34pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:20pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:39pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:44pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:56am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:05pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:45am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:55am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:19am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:40am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:05am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:49am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:39am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:49am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:20pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:55am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:04am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:54am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:46am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:05am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:46am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:08am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:31am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:18pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:23am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:50am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:05am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:11am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:02am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:19am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:19am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:28pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:25pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:16am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:08am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:34am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:56am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:48am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:21am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:45am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:18pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:43pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:35am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:06am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:55am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:47am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:20am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:21am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:44am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:44am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:45am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:49am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:27pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:20pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:39pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:43pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:56am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:55am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:36am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:20am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 11:32am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:22am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:52am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:43pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:35pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:44am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:46pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:31pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:22pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:02am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:08am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:35am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:46am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:09am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:21am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:45am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:26pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:39pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:04pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:07am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:32am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:00pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:44am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:45am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:49am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:25pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:18pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:29pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:43pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:44pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:51am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:35am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:57am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:06am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:53am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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