AHHHH, DADDYYYY

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see HOT MEN playing video games haha! Im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play Dead by Daylight sometime its a really cool horror game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

What's up Among Us, its me Tyler "Ninja" Blevins here with a limited time giveaway. How would you like an all expenses paid trip to your mother's bedroom! Of course, you'll have to stay in the closet if you wanna watch.

Says predecessor is good:

literally falls asleep playing it

Me (22M) and my girlfriend (23F) moved in together around 6 months ago, and we sleep in the same bed every night. She is the most perfect, kindest girlfriend I could ever ask for. But, I have a raging foot fetish. I was so scared she would see it as weird. So instead of telling her about it, I satisfy myself by licking her feet every night while she's sleeping. Well, this morning I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up, because at around 2 am, I got the idea to urinate on her foot. And it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ woke her up. She's now talking about moving back in with her parents and taking a break.

She really was the girl of my dreams and I wanted to marry her. We would still be together if I licked her foot like a normal person. She also told some of her friends about it, and some of them messaged me to call me a perv. My girlfriend changed my name in her phone to Pee Pee the Clown. I feel like my whole life is over.

TLDR: I might lose my dream girl because I let me golden rain let loose on her foot

Please DO announce to the server when you are going to masturbate.

@everyone
Please announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such over developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would not need to know that. Everyone is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.