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It's always darkest just before it gets pitch black.
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"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little
Lavoris in the toilet."
-- Jay Leno
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Jayne: "Shiny. Lets be bad guys."
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Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde
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I cannot affirm God if I fail to affirm man. Therefore, I affirm both.
Without a belief in human unity I am hungry and incomplete. Human unity
is the fulfillment of diversity. It is the harmony of opposites. It is
a many-stranded texture, with color and depth.
- Norman Cousins
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The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better
press than people who are just funny and smart.
-- Howard Simons, "The Washington Post"
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A man with 3 wings and a dictionary is cousin to the turkey.
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