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Name: Teeny Bopper
Prev. Occupation: Working for somebody else's money
Graduated from Rothstein's University for Suckers. Mr. Bopper claims to have all the money in the world, but our connections tell us he hasn't seen a comma in his bank account since the Hindenberg Disaster back in '02. When asked why he applied to our work firm, he admitted that he previously applied to 18 other locations and is now applying to every open position he is able to find. Mr. Bopper seems desperate and is willing to work late hours. Looking forward to your response on what to do with him.

Re: Teeny Bopper
he seems perfect. tell him he's got the job! we need a 9-5 worker on full time water cooler duty, plus occasional sanitation work. monitor his wifi activity to make sure he's working at full attenion and maximum capacity. he will be making 3.95 an hour but will be allowed to keep any full tip earnings. fantastic day for teeny bopper! can't wait to see him delivering my coffee!

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