Recent reviews by SweetBootySmasher

This game is not a waste of time as I have learned new things about myself. If you're not a loner and can get a boner then this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GREAT YOU SHOULD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GET IT BECAUSE I POURED HOURS AND MY SOUL INTO THIS GAME JOIN THE REICH JOIN THE REICH JOIN THE REICH JOIN THE REICH JOIN THE REICH!!!!!! But you should wait until a sale.

This game is the best game you will ever play that has to do with medival becasue of the potential 1000 hours you can put into the game and mods will add even more.

I recommend it to anyone who would like to get ambition in taking over the land with the troops you have gathered and the weaponry you have grind to achieve.

Im not joking but as soon as i saw the video and picture without hesitaion i bought it and let me tell you its been better than busting a nut because the the game is like masturbating the graphics is like the initial stroking, then it gets better by gameplay which is 10 minutes of stroking, finally the Music is the orgasm ( the best part).

This game is just like masterbating.

10 out of 6

I have no words to explain how astonishing, amazing,and fullfilled dreams the game is.



23/6 Bring your ass to buy this game and play.

Best Game Ever!

If I had to choose this over Life
Ill choose life but I still like this game.

13/9

yeah i guess

becuse this game is awsome