rear admiral of the united confectionary states of candyland

shared private correspondance with Leon the Lobster
friend of a friend of Marlon Muggeridge
took part in the 2nd onion war
numerous appearances on the talkshow bastard T.B.

Part of operation(s)
-jawbreaker
-gumrot
-candycrusher see siege of Lemonville
-only survivor of the port Berry incident

Served as captain on the candycruiser Saccharose (sunk)

Whilst sailing out of port on the first day of the war, an accident occurred that took the lives of every single crew member except the captain. The tragedy unfolded when the ship’s magazine was detonated by someone starting a fire after losing a game of '' Go Fish '', resulting in the loss of all 1,143 crewmembers. It has been claimed that the fire could have been extinguished, but the captain’s decision to abandon ship made any attempt at an organized evacuation impossible. A subsequent investigation concluded that the situation was worsened by the vessel carrying an excessive amount of ammunition, which made the explosion even more devastating.

In the immediate aftermath, newspapers deliberately misreported the event as an enemy submarine attack carried out by the infamous Tomato Tom . However, post-war archival records show no evidence of enemy submarines operating near Port Berry at this early stage of the war. The false report was intended to cover up the embarrassing nature of the incident, as revealing the truth at the time would have dealt a severe blow to morale.

For his part, the captain was awarded the Medal of Gallantry. After the incident, he briefly served with the Naval Safety Command before resuming command of the aircraft carrier Cocoa. The wreck, now a popular tourist attraction, lies just outside Port Berry, where the top of the bridge can still be seen rising above the water to this day.


May their souls rest in peace. We live...we live...we live...