To hit, or not to hit. Dost thou ever miss? I suppose it not. You have a male love interest, yet I would wager he does not kiss thee (Ye olde mwah). Furthermore; he will find another lass like he won't miss thee. And at the end of it all. He is going to skrrt, and he will hit that dab, as if he were the man known by the name of Wiz Khalifa

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OK I ADMIT IT i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

Straight porn has a dude in it, meaning you're getting off while watching a dude. That's 50% gay. Okay, what about lesbians? That's two girls, 100% straight, right? No, they're gay, that's 100% gay. Webcam? They still use dildos and ♥♥♥♥, that's still gay. What about solo female porn? You're fapping to a fantasy of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them, so you're getting off while imagining a dude, which is yourself. Again, 50% gay. Okay, how about traps? They're dudes, and if it's with a girl, then again, that's 50% gay, but if it's with a guy, then that's 100% gay. Porn = gay

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