hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

So I was scratching my ass one day but something went wrong. As I was digging my dirty fingernails into my buttcheeks, something felt odd. My fingernails were scraping little bits of skin off my asscheeks. I went to clean it off, but my butt was only itchier. I scratched it more, but more skin came off. But the more I scratched, the less was skin. It was red and droopy, it got all over my fingers. It was painful. But I loved it. I kept scratching. A whole chunk off my ass was gone. But I didn't stop. I craved the moment while I could. I kept digging and digging through the awesome crust that was my frothing ass cheeks. As I took my fist out of my ass, which was now a hole, I decided to sit down. But I could not sit down. My ass was gone. And that was the story of how I lost my ass.