Recent reviews by Goober

Ignore the flat footed mouth breathing review bombers negatively reviewing the game for server issues.

The game is ridiculously fun, just currently having capacity issues due to just how bloody fun it is!

Game is a solid 9/10, with some frustrating elements (outside of the current capacity issues) and is 100% worth playing with friends. Remember, every down vote is a traitor to Super Earth!

(Proper review if you so desire)
Music: 10/10
Gameplay Loop: 8/10
Fun: 10/10
Story: 6/10

Game is easily addictive, makes you feel like a badass, all while kicking your ass. I know nothing of the story but I couldn't care less, I got bugs and robots to kill.

This game is worth a pick up, it may not be worth $40 to most people, but I'm glad I got to play it when I did.

The story (Which lasted me 5.7hrs) is a lot more forthcoming but still quite "mysterious", whether by design or by lack of information but I feel like they still did a better job actually telling you the story than in BONEWORKS.

The music hits just the same as it does in BONEWORKS although adding lyrics to some of the songs caught me off guard, but the lyrics pertained to what your character (in lore) would be feeling at the time.

The physics, despite people's incessant complaining, were in fact janky. UNTIL I had accurately used the advanced body menu which turned the god honest nightmare of a tower level, into a walk in the park!

All in all, this game is a solid 9/10 from my personal point of view. A point deducted for the confusing BONELAB to story transition, plus the almost four minute long barf fest of a kart ride.

(Btw the mp mod Fusion, shoots this game up to an 11/10, more than worth the price. Especially if you have friends)

Heroin is less addictive

A nice relaxing game; until your bucket full of trash explodes because of unreal's physics.

Don't let that stop you tho, if you want something to keep you busy this is the game and it can be stupid funny!
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Arma is literally the most fun or the worst nightmare you can ever partake in. Especially in the "realistic military sim" category.

This game can make you feel like a GOD, demolishing entire platoons by yourself and your trusty GMG equipped Hunter,
Make you feel like a solid piece of the chain that is loosely holding back the invading forces,
or it can punish you from 2km out from a nobody in a bush who's life goal is to become one with the terrain.


This game and it's workshop can provide litterally anything you could ever desire out of a military sim. You want to fight for freedom and peace for your people? Antistazi and or Vindicta. You want to provide security to those besieged by terrorist extremists? Liberation. You want the thrill of being apart of the bigger picture? Operation Servers, or conquer. You want to lay back as a farmer while the populace thrives? Altas Life.


Simply put: Arma is stupid amounts of fun with infinite possibilities SO LONG AS you bring the right people and right mods.

I love Battlefield Hardline, the game itself is just one big bundle of potential handled poorly by EA and Dice.

The way to connect to servers is hot garbage but for 10 bucks to get THE ENTIRE GAME AND DLC's I can't help but ignore it for now.

Still better then 99% of all mobile games

This game is just a masterpiece. It does glitch out for me every now and then but the raw gameplay and scenery makes me all forget about it.

Xen was worth the wait and it is rare a game could ever impact me so deeply as this one had.
It's like digging up a childhood gem; untarnished from time.

If you played half-life before: do yourself a favor and pick this up.
If you haven't do yourself an even bigger favor and pick this up.

I doubt any of you will regret this.

Hitreg ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks ass, but other than that Hella fun game to play/♥♥♥♥ around with friends. Word of caution however; Game is EXTREMELY TOXIC and nobody plays for fun. Be warned.

AI will ♥♥♥♥ you down, otherwise its fun as ♥♥♥♥