Grandpa, don't ♥♥♥ in my ass

You gotta be careful around everyone these days. I was walking down the street yesterday and a guy walked towards me and pulled out scissors. I'm sooooo happy I was agile enough to reach into my pocket and pull out a rock. Cuz if I had pulled out paper, I would have lost!!!

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I got
beans, greens, potatoes,tomatoes
lamb, rams, hogs, dogs,
beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes,
chicken, turkeys, rabbit
YOU NAME IT!