I dunno, i still think there's only one treeman, it's all a conspiracy

Scraw.

Rise and fall of Communism David Attenborough
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       ʳʷ   ᵖˡᵃʸ  ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ  ˢᵗᵒᵖ   ᶠᶠ

In west Pakistania

Born and raised

On the bomb range where I spent most of my days

Blowin up infidels, relaxin all cool

Shootin U.S. troops outside of school

When a couple of americans who were up to no good
Started defiling islam in my neighborhood

I set off one chem bomb and my mom got scared

She said "You're moving in with your 6 aunties in Tehran"

I whistled for a plane

And when it came near

The license plate said "Boom" and there were severed heads in the mirror

I thought to myself "Man, this plane is rare"

Then I thought "Nah man, fulfill Sharia law"

"Go bomb in Tehran"

I pulled up to the cell about 9:11 or later

I looked at the driver and said "Allah hu akbar, madh Allah, yarzuqna"

I looked at my flag

I've earned my title

Time to sit on my nukes as the prince of ISIL

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