"Alright. I've Been Thinking... When Life Gives You Lemons. DON'T MAKE LEMONADE! Make Life Take The Lemons Back! GET MAD! I Don't Want Your Damn Lemons! What Am I Supposed To Do With These!?! Demand To See Life's Manager! Make Life Rue The Day It Thought It Could Give CAVE JOHNSON Lemons! Do You Know Who I Am?!? I'm The Man Who's Going To BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! ...WITH THE LEMONS! I'm Going To Get My Engineers To Invent A Combustible Lemon THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" -Cave Johnson