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thank you and stay safe 💗
After the first week of being vegan I woke up ripped. My toes had so much muscle mass they looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger. My biceps were so heavy I wouldn’t be able to lift them if I wasn’t vegan. My neck had become a pyramid of muscle and vein and I was so strong I didn’t need to take my car to work, I just walked there and the city moved underneath me somehow. After the second week I laid an egg and out popped a smaller version of me. I took him with me everywhere and together we laughed at meat eaters and bashed the skulls of school children eating Lunchables. Finally on the third week I transformed into an ascended being, I shredded my human form and became a beautiful celestial piece of broccoli. Now I move across the universe blessing worlds with my wisdom of all things. I am officially a vegan.
Ok so hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body, that is ofcourse ... due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation is the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your d ick has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your d ick (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own d ick while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old d ick. and you're a pedophile. that's all i wanted to say ! Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.
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Same thing happens with twitter also. Say one word about homosexuals or lgbt in general they'll flag your account with "hate speech".. When did the internet end up like this?
Anyway i don't feel well so i won't be here for a month i need to collect my thoughts.
love you all stay safe and most importantly stay safe from jews and cuck sjws
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oh- uhhhh ... Sorry guys i was just cleaning my keyboard haha it's not like i was stalking your profile and suddenly had the urge to clean my keyboard mid way after my hands got too sweaty from jerking it off haha, silly you lol.
That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock
Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!! <3333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!!!!!!>.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!! Nyaaaaa!!!
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What do you to a slow pc? paint it black so it'll run faster
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Pull up her sleeve
What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
wait for it
wait for it
The wheel chair.
Yours truly
stay safe or something.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your team is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “mercenary friends” laugh at your ghoulish gameplay behind closed doors.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a minigun, wind it, and obliterate the enemy team, and become a heavy again. Your gameplay will not improve, and all that will remain of your legacy is a heavy with a minigun.
(do it now or i'll break into your house this night)
(that wasn't a threat)
(just a warning)
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Look at the below list. How many of them apply to your Steam profile?
1. Has a VAC/Game Ban,
2. Black/Grayscale Background
3. Says owo unironically, denies being a weeb.
4. GIF of some cringy mumble rapper with fake VHS artefacts.
5. Aesthetic trendy pic of a girl as avatar
6. Comment section cluttered with hearts from strangers.
7. Steam Level is over 100. Friend Count is below 20.
8. Finds the 80s nostalgic despite being born in 2005.
9. Edgy Google Translate Japanese/Korean on profile.
10. Fullwidth Font
11. Has a profile URL that is 'really unique' and 'cool'
12. Special Snowflake broken avatar or blank name.
13. Creates groups just for animated avatars.
14. Has an e-boyfriend they met through Steam.
15. Most groups have grayscale icons.
If more than 4 of the above apply to your Steam profile consider adjusting your ♥♥♥ levels to safer levels in order to make Steam a more enjoyable place for everybody.
How are you doing? Hope u doing Great. Well, Impressing is what i describe your captivating profile as a near perfect description of what i desire in a woman, even your picture goes a long way in describing the quintessential underlying beauty any man would seek for in a woman ..I would like to know u better and be good friends.
I hope u are doing ok well i was just searching around when i found ur page and believe me its a great page u got, everything about it is great i could not just leave without letting u know how much i think u worth..........
i want u to know that u are one hell a beauty, a charming pretty mermaid, so unique,pleasant, breathtaking and so so angelic that i can.. t just stop thinking about u and what u look like always in my mind and head well i hope we talk real sooner
Only God's creations can compare to the beauty that I see in you! My Interest for you is infinite, without limits.
I hope I've given you all an idea as to how many f.ucks I give about you.
Violets are blue
Honey is sweet
But not as sweet as you🤍