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competitive multiplayer slop with an admittedly neat gimmick

Columbia is a utopia and the ideal outcome

mid metroidvania enjoyed by the scum of the earth

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this game deserves better

Upon closer examination, one can see how Bikini Bottom is an allegory for the destiny of Faustian europe. Squidward clearly represents the Apollonian Aryan man, stern, cultured, full of the creative Hyperborean soul and solar aristocratic character, and yet there is a tragic aspect to his character, in that his spiritual and creative passions are given no place in the degenerate modernistic kosher bacchanal that is modern (((Krabs)))-run Bikini Bottom. Spongebob represents the Dionysian aspect of Aryan culture he is the unawakened gentile, who has succumbed to cultural marxist brainwashing. Always maintaining a cheerful, carefree demeanor, and yet fawning and servile before the semitic crustacean power structure. Patrick represents the introduction of the primitive negroidic blood into the formerly pure white ethnos. He is an utter buffoon and unproductive anti-social drain on society, and yet the good goy Spongebob has been conditioned to accept his friendship, unaware of how his own way of life is gradually succumbing to the cthonic, subterranean negroid elements. As I'm sure we're all well aware, Mr. Krabs represents the eternal merchant himself, as while not only is he a filthy money-grubber, it is shown in season 1 episode 12, that he is pushing race-mixing upon the racially unaware Spongebob by trying to set him up on a date with his ballbusting yenta whale daughter Pearl. Clearly, this show was ahead of its time.

we are so back

Kill savages. Behead savages. Roundhouse kick a savage into the concrete. Slam dunk a savage baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a savages food. Launch savages into the sun. Stir fry savages in a wok. Toss savages into active volcanoes. Urinate into a savages gas tank. Judo throw savages into a wood chipper. Twist savages heads off. Report savages to the IRS. Karate chop savages in half. Curb stomp pregnant alien savages. Trap savages in quicksand. Crush savages in the trash compactor. Liquefy savages in a vat of acid. Eat savages. Dissect savages. Exterminate savages. Stomp savage skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate savages in the oven. Lobotomize savages. Fry savages in vats of oil. Vaporize savages with a ray gun. Kick old savages down the stairs. Feed savages to alligators. Slice savages with a katana.

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