Yeah, I'd like to order one medium pizza please but with gluten free crust, vegan cheese, and drenched in buffalo sauce. I mean soaking wet with the hottest sauce that you can find, okay? And add extra jalapeño, because when I go to the bathroom later I want it to feel like lava pouring out of me, you understand?
Basically what I’m saying is, if I’m not in pain or there isn’t any bleeding, I’m gonna get you FIRED! YOU HEAR ME?!
MAKE IT HURT!
I NEED IT TO HURT ME, PIZZA MAN!

What if we kissed...

...in my Minecraft server

Haha just kidding

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Unless