I miss you

U HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A BRAVE WARRIOR OF ISLAM

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U MUST HELP HIM ON HIS QUEST TO DISPOSE INFIDELS, COPY N PASTE THIS TOO 5 OTHER THREADS……………… OR YOU'RE HOUSE WILL BE BOMBED AT MIDNIGHT…………………

he wants to shag girl from morrisons but hes too ginger and timid

DUDE are you watching that new slice of life anime? It has so many cute girls! They do things that don't make any sense and it's sooooooooooo funny!! Like the main girl? She's SUCH an airhead, totally reminds me of myself ww www. But get this! She's also a hardcore otaku! Can you believe it? And the other girl is usually all cool and collected BUT!!! Give her a sip of cola to drink and she's all like OO and suuuuper genki! Where do they get these ideas LOL?? And then there's the tomboy, she's a sports ace and totally kakkoii! But she has a hidden fear of cute animals www . Just show her a little puppy and she gets all otome like and supper vulnerable! Isn't this awesome? I sooooooooo want to protect her smile! Can't wait to find out what hijinks they'll find themselves in the next episode!!1

haha indeed my good sir tips fedora
you have managed to /r/woshhh this ol' chap. I am inclined to award you with the most prestigious award known to man (obviously i am talking about reddit platinum). However your post was lacking a certain aspect of wit that i consider necessary and obligatory in order to receive such an honor.

As a result i am hereby only blessing you with the next best thing. An upvote! Cheerio tata my dear friend, have a very reddit day :)

My Mommie ls a friend of the police. They stop by our house every week and they let her wear their uniforms. She then puts the handcuffs on them and then I have to go to the attic because mummy is busy having important meetings in the basement with her policemen friends. I just know that My Mommie is a secret superhero working with the police to fight the bad guys!