chonga nerris says 'ligma sus'

Robert

Robert

In a realm between what is night and day there is this man. A creature whos very description would make the most seasoned of men shiver with imancipation. The beast of Bangalore, or as we know him 'Salt Salesman' could potentially be the most prominent threat to world peace that humanity has ever encountered. In our attempts to prevent his meteoric rise to promenanse we have been put to shame, by his impressive knowledge of bagpuss and clangers. There are no more worlds left to conquer, this animal has ravaged them all to shreds with his overall voleness and mole like qualities. In ancient texts his birth was prophesised as the coming of a new deity, although there accounts mistakenly thought their saviour would be named 'Rolley Molley'. In short this deplorable wombie neglecting parasite should be ejected from the planet into the suffocating vacuum of space henceforth immediately.

Robert

I have been playing First Person Shooters since a kid. Starting out in the Delta Force franchise published by Novalogic, and moving out into Counter Strike.
In my day-to day-life, I enjoy keeping fit, socialising with friends, and listening to music. I graduated with a Degree in Political Science, and I continue to maintain a strong interest in political and current affairs. I've worked for numerous political organisations, on top of writing for political journals, and I've lived 2 years in South America, spending most of that time in Colombia and Venezuela.
Although I feel like I'm getting old, I keep coming back to one of the hobbies that I've always loved - First Person Shooters. I remember the first time I ever entered a multiplayer server, and at the time it felt surreal being able to play with people from the other side of the world. Deep down, because of similar childhood memories, I'll always consider myself a gamer, even if I remain nostalgic for a Golden Era that has passed