In the year 130 BC Jon Arbuckle climbed atop a mountain, once he reached the peak he found two tablets made of stone. As Jon reached out to grab them lightning struck the tablets, once Jon had regained his vision he inspected the tablets further. There were now inscriptions glowing from the two tablets, and they smelled of lasagna. These tablets are what we base true ascension on, any deviation from these commandments will result in an instant kick from the Church of Garfield.
I - Thou shalt have no other gods before Garfield
II - Thou shalt not worship any objects other than lasagna
III - Thou shalt not use Garfield's name in vain
IV - Worship Garfield on Fridays
V - Honor all days of the week, except Monday
VI - Thou shalt not kill, unless it involves lasagna thievery
VII - Thou shalt commit acts of adultery
VIII - Thou shalt not steal another's lasagna
IX - Thou shalt not lie to any members of the Church of Garfield
X - Thou shalt not be jealous of another's lasagna recipes

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Boy straight up robbed me... probably... I don’t entirely remember tbh

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Desired in-game name: Jadon

Current age: Old enough to ♥♥♥♥

Current residence (NA/EU): NA

Do you have TeamSpeak and a working microphone: Yeh

Previous PW experience: Years of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Reason for applying: SVEN IS FORCING ME TOO

Perferred Class?(Sergeant/Man-At-Arms/Archer/Doctor): Xbow or MAA

Do you know anybody in the clan who can vouch for you?: Sven wrote the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ post for me

Do you accept the Code of Conduct?: Sven Says if I dont he will put things that I dont want inside me inside me.