Just imagine if you walked into one of your favorite coffee shops and ordered a coffee from the slightly attractive waitress, the face is a 6 or a 7 the caboose a solid 10. Anyways, while this Big-Booty-Judy hands you your coffee she holds your gaze for a just a fraction more than you would have intended. Then, your crazy yandere girlfriend, takes your coffee and straight up throws it into her face. I mean you see direct coffee to sclera contact and while she rides around on the floor screaming in pain as your girlfriend laughs, manically, you realize you made a huge mistake because that was an expensive cup of Joe. Joe was a good man... He will be missed...
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Me: "Mom don't freak out, I'm in the hospital."
Mom: "You've been a doctor for 8 years. Please stop starting every conversation we have with that..."
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Boss: "Lunch on me today. Any ideas?"
Co-worker: "Pizza."
Co-worker: "Sushi."
Me: *Suspicious that Jeff in HR is an anteater* "Ants?" *I stare at Jeff for his reaction*
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