Recent reviews by John Mahjong

The audio is all over the place. I get the funky non-linear storytelling aspect of these kinds of games, but this one was trying to sound like it was taking itself too seriously and not really doing anything that worthwhile mentioning.

In short: Not very skibidi, not very scary. I don't know who would actually pay 4 bucks for this and be left satisfied with their purchase. But hey, surely the DLC will make the game super fun to play ;)

Why did my malwarebytes detect 3 files from this as spyware?

I verified the integrity of files, it downloaded a few that said were missing. Ran a scan, nothing, no new threats detected. I opened the game, loaded up my save where I left off, ran a scan then boom, again 3 files named Agent.Spyware.Stealer.DDS showed up and flagged as Malware. I can technically get rid of those and still run the game as normal, but this is too sketchy for me to feel comfortable doing so.

Turns out it was a false positive that games made in that engine can get flagged with. Still a bit weird but I guess it any case you can just delete the files and don't worry about it. ^.^

"It has all been worthwhile. Thank god you now have these nuts."

omg the game got updated positive reviews guys come on

The GOAT

Too short >:^((((((((((((((((((((((

What kind of crack was this guy smokin and where did he get it

This is the absolute best game ever released and possibly ever going to be released on this platform

This whole game feels like a really poor cash grab.

This thing has no content at all. They are advertising a multiplayer mode in the making that, quite honestly, makes 0 sense to anyone that has actually played the game in its current state, since there is literally only four levels, and only one of them is not absolutely awful (and even then, it still feels sort of lazily made). Why would anyone in their right mind make a "game", release it in early access (which, mind you, it looks really early in development) and then immediately make a whole other steam page for the exact same game content-wise BUT with multiplayer co-op into it as its ONLY difference from the base game?

It seems dumb to sell the same empty game as its own separate game with the addition of multiplayer instead of actually adding real content to the original game first, but maybe that's just me.
Still, I do not see myself ever playing this again with anyone else until it gets some real updates, because god knows this game needs some actual playtime added to it, and not just multiplayer.
Other than the SEVERE lack of content, the game itself does indeed look pretty neat visually. The map design is as repetitive as you would imagine in a backrooms game, but the first (and only good) map has some neat things that you'll come across as you forcefully explore the (still rather small) map. The sound design could definitely do with some more work, but it's not as terrible as other horror games that just have a loud jumpscare and you're dead.

Speaking of dead, the way you progress through the levels is by literally dying at the exit, which should tell you just how unfinished this game really is but I thought it was kinda funny so I'll give that a pass lol.

All in all, do not buy this game until it gets some real content going on as it will be too short and, unless you have really low standards for horror games, you are going to be extremely disappointed.

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