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33 of 50 (66%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:49pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:32pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:31pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:17pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:03pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:01pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:54pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:45pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:16pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:45pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:27pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:48pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:08pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:53pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:16pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:32pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:55pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:47pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:22pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:45pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:26pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:52pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:26pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:56pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:27pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:23pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:38pm



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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