This is so sad, Alexa play Harder Better Faster Stronger by daft punk

WARNING: Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl, she was 10 years old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the government decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, but the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there for hours in agony until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12 A.M. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.
Now send this to 10 other people through text, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake.

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

Give ♥ This♥ To ♥ The ♥ Twelve ♥ Nicest ♥ People ♥ You ♥ Know ♥ If ♥ You ♥ Get ♥ Five ♥ Back ♥ You ♥ Must ♥ Be ♥ Perfect ♥

I sexually Identify as a Hit Disney Chanel Original Movie. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having a beautiful, whitewashed cast with one black guy and one Asian. People say to me that being both a Disney Channel Original Movie and a "hit" is Impossible and I'm stupid but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install crappy writing and the same four chords on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me DCOM and respect my right to make the same movie over and over again. If you can't accept me you're a disneyphobe and need to check your cinimatic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.