บทวิจารณ์ล่าสุดโดย TiltMasterFlex

big peen very naice

Absolute dog sh|t game. Wouldn't give me a refund so I might as well just tell everyone to avoid this game at all costs. Seems fun until you open the game, then realize you got absolutely bamboozled. You'd have more fun listening to Joe Biden give a speech, and believe me, neither are enjoyable. Kids who like this game probably kiss their dad on the pu$$y lips before eating their sisters a$$. Graphic, but all too true.
I can think of two good things in this game....
1) You can get drunk and play ♥♥♥♥♥♥ earrape music in your friends ears, and
2) You get to drive da boat.

Next time you think about playing this game, remember that you can get way more happiness out of smashing your head on concrete steps. Go play Pirates Online and listen to the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack if you want to enjoy yourself.

absolute garbage game. somehow worse than dont starve

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i hate this piece of garbage game cant believe i've spent 2,300+ hours wasting my life away. That's damn near 100 straight days of playing counterstrike. Imagine hating your life so much that you spend 1/3 of a year destroying your eyesight and obtaining carpal tunnel. Would recommend to anyone without crippling depression. go play fortnite or sum ♥♥♥♥, this game blows.