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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2016 @ 12:20am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 16 May, 2016 @ 3:19am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 16 May, 2016 @ 3:16am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 6:11am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 7:30am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 28 May, 2016 @ 7:36am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 6:20am

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 6:20am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 7:24am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 6:17am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 13 May, 2016 @ 4:35am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2016 @ 12:40am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2016 @ 11:59pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 1:57am

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 7:47am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 7:25am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 8:19am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 6:20am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 1:25am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 8:00am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 1:49am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 4:35am

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 1:54am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2016 @ 12:22am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 8:33am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 7:21am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 7:15am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 1:24am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 7:21am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2016 @ 11:56pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2016 @ 12:12am

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 1:38am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 1:49am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2016 @ 12:14am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 1:28am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 7:21am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 7:27am

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 7:27am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 7:31am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 8:07am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 8:08am

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 5:06am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 7:40am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 13 May, 2016 @ 4:23am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 13 May, 2016 @ 4:39am

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2016 @ 3:54am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 13 May, 2016 @ 4:59am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 13 May, 2016 @ 5:08am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 13 May, 2016 @ 5:45am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 13 May, 2016 @ 5:49am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 6:30am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 7:15am

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 7:57am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 8:00am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 7:51am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 7:34am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2016 @ 6:57am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 7:40am

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 8:31am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 14 May, 2016 @ 8:14am

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 7:54am

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 7:55am

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 7:55am

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 2:00am

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 7:55am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 2:00am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 1:57am



Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
2 / 6

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.