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42.8 hrs on record (42.2 hrs at review time)
Still playing this with about 10 mods stacked, good stuff
Posted 10 June.
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80.7 hrs on record (38.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Pretty chill
Posted 17 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,208.0 hrs on record (1,810.3 hrs at review time)
You cannot succeed in this game unless you travel to a ♥♥♥♥ mountain somewhere in Asia, meet an old wise man who teaches you the secrets of zen, practice for 10 years and achieve perfect inner peace just to ♥♥♥♥ PREVENT THIS GAME FROM GIVING YOU PERMANENT RAGE ISSUES ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ XxXWeEdMaStErXxX, YOU CAN'T BLAME THE TEAM IF YOU TRY TO 1v3 THE OTHER TEAM WHILE SCREAMING "♥♥♥♥♥♥ 4v1 OMG L2P ♥♥♥" ♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥ YOU F-..... Yeah, you get what I mean. Temper your anger with wisdom, and you'll make it past diamond. Temper your 420 with "u suk cyka ur mum ded" and you won't make it past plat.

8/10 would go to anger-management therapy again
Posted 5 December, 2019.
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217.0 hrs on record (51.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Game looks good, controls feel good and the graphics are satisfactory. RNG can be atrocious, some matches can last up to and beyond an hour, so plan ahead. Gold management is a thing. You can leave the match at any point and it only loses rank right before and after Lieutenant. Sometimes assassins will shamelessly waltz between two tanks with 0 consequence and none of your other troops will care that your backline is being demolished, they'll just keep fighting an irrelevant weakling, letting your dudes die. But dat Pudge hook doe.

8/10, needs a bit more polishing in AI behaviour and targeting + RNG, but the devs seem to take good care of that so far. Still, we have yet to see where this goes.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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