Hey, are you a sir or a ma'am I couldn't help but begin to wonder because you just seem so cool, calm, and collected. With that question out of the way are you a girl or a woman... since you a "member of the finer sex" I just wanted to make sure that I knew as much about you as possible. Not that it matters too much but also, it’s just so rare to see a girl around here ahah don’t mind me! I mean personally I don’t mind honestly quite the contrary. Its... I mean genuinely so refreshing to see gender roles swapped around I mean I thought you would be a lot more submissive but seeing a girl- no a WOMAN online it makes me so happy. I remember telling my mom "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet!" AND NOW here you are! I don’t mean to sound pushy or anything however if you wanted to shoot me a message about absolutely anything at all I'd love to pick your brain and learn about all there is to know about you.

I’m sure you’re an incredibly interesting and bright young lady- however I see you just as a normal person and I really think that we have lots to teach each other about the opposite sex. I’ve always wanted the chance to talk to a suitable bonny such as yourself and I’m pretty sure you’re that beauteous lady I’ve been looking for just from seeing your character on: SpongeBob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated! So, feel free to shoot me a message anytime at all. You don’t have to be shy about it because you’re so tantalizing anyways (that’s just a little preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat)