If your happy and you know it clap your hands......... *clap*clap*
Close your eyes and wonder why condoms are so baggy


if you ever clapped twice to this you are now my sex slave
i think armpit extentions are sexy and toe nail clippings turn me ON!!!!
i also like my pubes in the color of sky Blue or dandilion yellow!
Im on christian mingle too hit me up im also the only filipeno on
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AND a message to all people diagnosed with O.C.D. (over cleanliness disorder) it must be hard to want to clean everything like if i ♥♥♥♥ my pants and you have the sudden urge to wipe my ass i will help you by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ more to pleasure your urge of cleaning.

one day when i grow up i want to buy a pet dung beetle and ♥♥♥♥ in its cage and it will roll all my ♥♥♥♥ into a ball that i will throw in my brothers car

i once cleaned my belly button and like this black thing came out and i put it back because i thought it would kill me and also i like deoderant its one of my favorate things just the name leaves you marveling on what the ♥♥♥♥ is deoderant

im gonna tell you about a story it all started in the bathroom it was an innocent day typical Hawaiian weather everything was average just like my penis and then it came time for me to take a bath i was soaping my body and i dropped the soap the soap went flying all over the bath tub like a rollercoaster tycoon game or a spazing ragdoll in gmod which then soaped the entire floor of my bathtube in which my body decided to panic from the unfathomable bullet speed of the soap bar then my leg specifically the back of my upper thigh decided it wanted to cramp which in turn made me slip causng me and the shower curtain to fall down i landed head first and the shower curtain decided to land on my balls i screamed in agony as my mom helped me up i slipped again which in turn caused my mom to slip and at this point my mom was pissed. in the end i still had body oder strong enough to kill a fly. it was one of the best life changing experiences of my life