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I invited him to my house for a CSGO lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
☑ You forget what reality is
☐Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ BB pellet
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☑ Wild hog
☐ Huge
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Toothpick
☐ Thumb tack
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☐ Man-oh-man!
☐ Packing
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Tic tac
☑ Molecular
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☑ Sistine Chapel
☐ Top notch
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Children's drawing
☐ Are you okay?
---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Human
---{Price}---
☐ Worth the price
☐ If you have spare money
☑ Wait for sale
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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