Esauce
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You have not found the real vsauce. Vsauce Michael is not here
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Here you are...
It's intriguing to ponder how you arrived, as there could be myriad of motivations behind your presence. Maybe you believed I warranted a visit, prompting you to scrutinise my profile with a scalding rebuke about the wretchedness of my existence.

Yet, this stance will be defended later. For now, grasp that the 'Cyrus' you may cherish is not the living 'me,' but a digital persona woven into the vast web-scape where we all adopt synthetic identities. Consequently, refrain from hasty judgments; instead, employ higher thought to discern why this profile manifests oddly, in a manner divergent from the actual 'me.'















































































































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