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ㅤ* A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you but don't start anything."
ㅤ* If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot it?
ㅤ* Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...