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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 16 May, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 16 May, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 4:35pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 16 May, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 21 May, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 21 May, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 8:18pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 8:16am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 8:20am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 16 May, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 16 May, 2021 @ 6:04pm