Recent reviews by Bethworld

I used to want Valve dead but now I only want them gone. #FixTF2

Just a cool little 30 minute personality test, pretty accurate. My secret word was Justice.

I had nightmares about this game before I even played it.

Why am I browsing the reviews for Bad Rats Show?

I hardly write reviews anymore, but I'm genuinely at a loss. Overwelmingly Positive? Am I playing the same game as everyone else? People love this pretentious characterless torture porn? How could anyone play past the self beheading scene? I genuinely want to know. Listen, I love horror games, I really do. But this game isn't scary, at worst it's just disgusting and at best mildly amusing. But not amusing enough to make me want to play again.

I shot up a Pizza Hut and I don't know why.

I don't know how to control the camera please help.

Seriously ♥♥♥♥.

Everything about this game is either boring or frustrating. I'm done wandering around maze like levels full of dead ends and secrets not worth a damn.

Tried to punch a drugged up little kid that called me a f****t, fell over and died from a heart attack.

When your joke battle royale game is better than 90% of the competitors in it's genre and it's still slowly dying.

PULL FACTORS
+Giant selection of varied and fun weapons.
+You can hold those weapons gangster style
+The cosmetics are mostly silly and modular to incorage funny combinations.
+The ragdolls dont feel broken but are still loose and goofy.
+This game's "storm" is a litteral giant wall, and it's majestic and breathtaking.
+All of the above make this game a hillarious time especially with friends and/or alcohol.
+Their are no microtransactons! You buy the game and get all the content in it! What a novel concept!

PUSH FACTORS
-The game's servers love to ♥♥♥♥ the bed.
-The draw distance is ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
-You don't get anything for winning.
-The playerbase is yiffing in hell.
-Hackers are noscoping people through mountains across the map.
-But that's all if you manage to get into a server with more than 2 people in it.

♥♥♥♥ ME RED AND RAW CAN'T I JUST HAVE A GOOD BATTLE ROYALE GAME WITHOUT MEMES AND MINECRAFT BUILDING IN IT?!!!

All jokes aside, we can't have nice things, but I'm still going to give this game a thumbs up because it deserves it. It was just an april fools game that couldn't handle the pressure of the limelight. It's days may be numbered, but it tried it's hardest and you can tell it came from the heart unlike some of these other battle royale games rushed out to cash in on Fortnite and PUBG. So it's a shame that this game's fate is sealed, but I suppose all good things have to come to an end eventually. Anyway Rest In Peace TABG, thanks for making me laugh.