Recent reviews by evil chappell roan

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perfect time-killer. great to put on a youtube video in the background and just turn your brain off for.

who doesn't love some good space beans

This game is a hilarious and adorable platformer with quite possibly the most charming narrator ever. I love this game so much!!

This game is a great time killer. You could sit for hours just... flipping houses. It's so relaxing and satisfying, and is a nice break from the world.

This is my all time favorite game. The characters, game mechanics, puzzles, and storytelling is all absolutely incredible. If you haven't played this by now, I urge you to try it. Just make sure to play the first game beforehand!

This game is great everyone buy it right now

It won't let me play the darn game! I bought it and downloaded it normally, but for some reason when I load it up and press play, it just closes. If it's because it's only optimized for windows vista, then I have a message for the developers: NO ONE HAS A FREAKING WINDOWS VISTA ANYMORE. MAKE ONE THAT WILL WORK ON THE COMPUTERS THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY FREAKING HAVE!

This game is truly amazing! It took me a while, because I got to test chamber 16 and got scared of the turrets (I was a nine-year-old wimp back then don't judge me) and I stopped playing for about a year. Then I picked it back up, and I got to the boss battle and got scared, then left for about 3 or 4 months. I finally beat it while at a sleepover at my cousin's house, and I felt like THE most accomplished person in the world. Writing this about 3 years later, I have beaten the first game about 15 times (not exaggerating) and the second one about 5 (second game is MUCH longer), and there is literally NOTHING I don't know about portal.