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I then looked up the average masturbation time for a human male. The result I found was around 15 minutes. Now, in order to know how much your foreskin moves in one session, I had to measure it of course. I decided to jerk off at a consistent, average speed for 1 minute and multiplied that number by 15. I counted 182 full jerks in that minute. Now let's do some more calculations.
Simple. We do 327.60 m x 365 days= 119574 m, or 119.574 km. Now what if we do it twice per day? Multiply that number by 2 and you get 239148 m or 239.148 km. That is much more than I thought.
What will you do with this information? No idea. Was this a total waste of time when I should be studying? Probably. Was it interesting? Definitely.
+good coach
+good entry
+mediocre clutcher
+okay xhair placement
++ aggressive
+goodest aim
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