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This applicant needed to send a video introduction to the High Mai Ball Zitch Society, complete a series of Ball Zitch tests, and write a peer-reviewed essay on how they will be a Ball Zitcher for society. This is not an acceptance that should be taken lightly; you are now a Ball Zitcher for your friends, a Ball Zitcher for your family, and a Ball Zitcher for your community. Now, go forth and spread your Ballz!
Sincerely,
Hai Mai Ball Zitch
2299 Post St. Suite 207, San Francisco, CA 94115
Phone: (415) 530-5335 | Fax: (415) 530-5336
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