Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a sedan.


I intend to live forever. So far, so good!

When you are about to give up think of that one reason why you wanted to start.

Things that have never happened before happen all the time.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that Intelligent life exists elsewhere in the Universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Man, my life would so much simpler if I was a bot.

Pickles are great until you're in one.

With great power comes great electricity bill.

Facts don't care about your feelings!

Your attitude dictates everything.

Control your own destiny or someone else will.

In investing, you make your own luck.

You can do anything if you set goals. You just have to push yourself.

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

"If you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die." - Warren Buffett

“Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.” - Warren Buffett

“Go to bed smarter than when you woke up.” – Charlie Munger

The best thing a human being can do is help another human being know
more. - – Charlie Munger - Berkshire Annual Meeting - 2010

“The stock market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to patient”

Poor people spend, normal people save, wealthy people invest!

When you take the time to listen to someone else and their perspectives, you are exposed to opinions that don't exist in your mind and ideas you may not have considered before. And even though you may not like what you hear, you often learn new things by listening to others. - Glittering-Cicada574

When Lamborghini said that: "We don't do commercials because our target audience isn't sitting around watching TV."
That hit me.

"I don't sell cars; I sell engines. The cars, I throw in for free since something has to hold the engines in." - Enzo Ferrari

Are we alone in the universe? If not, where is everybody?
They are laying bets on whether we'll learn how to travel.

Don't fear dying. Fear not living.

When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for others. It is the same when you are stupid.

If you think that your computer, laptop and phone spying on you is scary then think again,
Because your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

"I know that I don't know, but many don't know even that" ~ Socrates

"Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.”

Life doesn't get easier, You only become Stronger! ~ Master Shi Heng Yi

It's not about understanding. It's about not giving up!

It's hard to beat a person that never gives up!

The 3 C's of Life
Choices * Chances * Changes
"Make a Choice, To take the Chance, or your life
Will never Change." ~ Master Shi Heng Yi

It ain't the destination, it's the trip.

I love sleeping.
It's like being dead.
Without the commitment.

Today has been cancelled. Go back to bed!

In Hell everybody loves popcorn!

I farted in my wallet. Now I have gas money!

My neighbors are listening to great music.
Whether they like it or not.

"Fun Fact: Crocodiles can't smile. But I hope this fact made you smile! If not, then you're a crocodile!"

The Earth is actually falling through space, but we don't feel it because we're falling with it.

We are basically big bags of conductive salt water from the point of view of Wi-Fi.

Everything in life is vibration!

My Favorite Quote:

Why you shouldn't fill an SSD........

I filled mine up and it was a disaster. Electrons started pouring out every opening on my computer. Before I could say "s**t," I was ankle deep in electrons. It took me over an hour to vacuum them all up and throw them to the dumpster. DON'T overfill an SSD!