Not only am I extensively trained in XM1014 combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the CS:GO buy menu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the map, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ salt all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little cyka? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the XM1014 masters, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on de_dust2, and I have over 300 Stattrak™ kills. I am trained in ♥♥♥♥♥ warfare and I’m the top XM1014 player in the entire CSGO armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will rush you the ♥♥♥♥ out with 2 flashes, a incenderary and a smoke. Both sides, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my premade friends on my steam account and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the DDoS, maggot. The DDoS that wipes out the pathetic little ping and makes you derank. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my XM1014, 2 flashes, a incenderary and a smoke.

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It’s always CS:GO, but do you ever CS:STOP and talk to your friends and family? They care about you and it’s important to maintain good relationships in life with those close to you. You don’t realize what you had till it’s gone

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So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my p3nis because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I though he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!