マットが汚れて蒸気を吸うことユダヤ人黒人であります

Hello I'm a street ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and here's my résumé:

I was born at 420 dank Lane, MLGville. At the age of 69 I was able to perform my first no-scope at a range of 666 metres and first play of the game by picking bastion and holding the left mouse button. Shortly afterwards, I was recruited by the Wu tang Clan to smoke dank weed with some of the greatest such as Snoop Dogg and Chuck Norris. 99 years later, I was made the leader of an MLG meme team responsible for various hits in conjunction with a certain Korean dota team. Our memes were the dankest around and we succeeded at every mission even succ. However, we were disbanded before the general public could find out about us. I believe I could be a great asset to you eh.

This group is EXPLICITLY for little anime girls that have swag and are ready to fend off any disgusting weeaboo manchildren that dare trespass this place with their uncoolness and little neckbear ♥♥♥♥♥. If you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ or some other basic loser that has somehow ended up being invited here, do know that you will be abused by violent lolis (possibly sexually) and eventually killed. If you really must, you can also attempt to become a loli but odds are that in 99/100 cases you will fail because you’re a filthy male piggu. To try anyway you must castrate yourself and cut off your legs so you will seem smaller, after that make sure to wear dresses and roll around in a wheelchair, do some cool moves maybe and drink bleach when you get thirsty. Good luck and… well, let’s face it you will never become a true loli so fuak you ❤

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ...Yeah...♥♥♥ Yeah

my dota drug supplier died

but this game is like crack m9