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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:52pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:13pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:25pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:44am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:25am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:33am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:49am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:50am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:25pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:32pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:36am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:55am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:12pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:17pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:23pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 11:17pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:35pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:58am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:26am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:15pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:50am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:17pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:24pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:24pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:33pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:58pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 11:05pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:36pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:50am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:38am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:12pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 11:31pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:57pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:20pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:39pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:58am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:39pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:57pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:13pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:29pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:00pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:04am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:58am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:26am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:13pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:08am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:30pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:14pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:04pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:31pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:50am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:26pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:58pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:22am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:22am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:22am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:10pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:41pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:20pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:51pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:22pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:12pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:17pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:56am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:50am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:26am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:50am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:15pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:50am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:01pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:02pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:53pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:02am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:50am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:25pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:44am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:13pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:03pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:17pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:33am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:16am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:26am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:25pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:37am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:15am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:09pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:17pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:03pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:50am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:11pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:11pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:23am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:25am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:10am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:02pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:30pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:36am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:50am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:11pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:35am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:07pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:09am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:05pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:33am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:34am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:24am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:38am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:51am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:28am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:47am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:01am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:11am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:42am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:49am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:04am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:33am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:49am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:12pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:07am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:31pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:05pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:31pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:31pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:24am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:11am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:47am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:42am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:56am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:01am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:01pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:16am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:24am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:17am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:17am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:36am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:54am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:54am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:01am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:09pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 11:17pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:58am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:15pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:05pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:37pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 11:52pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:50am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:01pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:11pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:17pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:13pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:03pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:31pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:35am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:32am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:52am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:18am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:56am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:59am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:12am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:27am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:17am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:15am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:17am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:17am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:38am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:09pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:33pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:52pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:05pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:33pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:24pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:49am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:34am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:13am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:37pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:12pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:34am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:23am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:31am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:15am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:07am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:57am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:59am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:05am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:15am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:20am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:07pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:10am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:54am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:49am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:14am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:16am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:23am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:33pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:33pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:04pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:02pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:53pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:30pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:33pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:33am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:22am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:23am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:09am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:45am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:44am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:07pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:02pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:07pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:22am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:44am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:07am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:29pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:23am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:31am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:13am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:58am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:56am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:57am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:01am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:09am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:17am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:31am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:28pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:28pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:33pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:24pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:25am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:57am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:06am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:12am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:14am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:27pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:34pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:35pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:56am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:56am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:57am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:01am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:05am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:16am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:23am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:28pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:28pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:33pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:34pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:34pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:52pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:41pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:32pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:52pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:34pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:35pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:35pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:43pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:17pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:19pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:12pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:16pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:44am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:48am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:26am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:04pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:30pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:38am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:05am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:05am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:28pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:33pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:34pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:13am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:34pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:25am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:58pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:57am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:09am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:25pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:01am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:05am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:16am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:19am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:28pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:28pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:23pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:35pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:08pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:08pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:09pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:10pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:13pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:17am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:27am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:28pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:28pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:34pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:34pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:34pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:35pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:08pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:08pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:25am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:25am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:59am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:06pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:32pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:32pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:34pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:40pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:00pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:48pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:58am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:36am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:54am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:29pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:34am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:34am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:34am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:35am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:34pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:07pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:53am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:54am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:23pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:23pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:07pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:23pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:28pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:23pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:38pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:08pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:08pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:09pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:11pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:17pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:28am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:03am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:25am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:25am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:59am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:30pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:02am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:10am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:22am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:15am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:28pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:08pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:08pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:19pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:59am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:59am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:14am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:35pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:31am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:08pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:48am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:07pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:30pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:22pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:32pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:22am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:05am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:01am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:25pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:33pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:08pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:08pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:42am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:23pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:23pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:05am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:35pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:45am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:36am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:36am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:45am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:57am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:21pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:27pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:32pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:49am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 3:25pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:25pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:25am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:47am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:57am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:18pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:06am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:28am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:07pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:34pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:35pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:38pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:08pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:08pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:49am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:39am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:59am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:00am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:42am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:23pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:27pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:27pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 11:14pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:00am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:10pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:13pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:36am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:03am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:23am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:49am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:39am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:59am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:00am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:42am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:23pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:27pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:27pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 11:14pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:22am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:55am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:22am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:22am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:27pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:34pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:12pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:25am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:25am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:27pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:27pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:06am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:37pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:14am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:58am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:35pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:44am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:28pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:21pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:27pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:59am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:15pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:31pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:45pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:18pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:09am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:22am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:13am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:26pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:07pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:07pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:03am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:41am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:41am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 3:25pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 3:25pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:15am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:43pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:16am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:07pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:25am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:39am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:59am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:00am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:23pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:23pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:27pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 9:59pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 3:25pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:49am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:13pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:25am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:28am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:21pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:35am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:49am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:32am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:22am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:12am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:25pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:05pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:07pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:07pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:25am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:23pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:23pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:17am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:45pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:33am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:48am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:25am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:39am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:59am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:00am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:23pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:23pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:27pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 9:59pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 3:25pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:54am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:09am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:11pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked