12.Cacatul bere: Una din cele mai rele dar si una din cele mai raspândite forme de cacat. Apare în ziua urmatoare noptii de dinainte. În mod obisnuit nici nu miroase asa de rau, dar aparentele înseala. WC-ul este stropit cu el de sus pâna jos de parca ai fi tras cu o flinta cu alice. Te si miri ca din gaura curului tau cacatul poate fi împrastiat în atâtea directii. Dupa aceea observi ca hârtia igienica s-a terminat si closetul nu este prevazut cu o perie. Apare la fel ca si alte forme numai în WC-uri straine.

.dlrow eht kcirt ot tolp eht fo trap ,sanosrep detareneg retupmoc dna srotca lla er’yehT ?sdneirf nailartsuA ruoY .dlrow eht fo stnemnrevog gnidael eht yb edam stnemucod dna seil detacirbaf llew yllautca era ”foorp“ llac uoy sgniht llA .tsixe ton seod ailartsuA

.seripme tnenimorp tsom eht fo eno yb edam ,yrotsih ni sredrum ssam tsetaerg eht fo eno rof purevoc a s’tI .niaga reve dnal ees dluoc yeht erofeb gninword ,sretaw eht otni spihs eht ffo dedaol erew slanimirc eseht lla ,ytilaer nI .ecalpemos ot slanimirc rieht revo devom niatirB taht eveileb ot su rof edam ,xaoh a s’tI .laer ton si ailartsuA .tsixe t'nseod ti esuaceb si ailartsuA edavni t'nac uoy nosaer laer ehT

In the religion of the Medes and Persians the cult of trees plays an important part, and with them, as with Assyrians, the symbol of eternal life was a tree with a stream at its roots. Another object of veneration was the sacred miracle tree, which within itself contained the seeds of all.
— M. L. Gothein

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE GUY THAT KILLED YOU!

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IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE GUY THAT KILLED YOU!

..._.....____________________, ,
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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...

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